Top 25 Metal Datectorists on Tnet - Week 9

Dudes, since college football is here and all of this b.s. of top 25 rankings is about, I decided to come up with my top 25 on Tnet at week 9.

*Note: there was a glitch in the system, hence the reason for three dudes being ranking #1, two dudes being ranked #5, and most of the others being ranked in the same spot as they were last week.

KirkPA's top 25:
1.) KirkPA (He found a Capped Bust and 3 coppas this week. Plus, he got attacked by a dog (30 stitches on his lips) and still went out datectin)
1.) PACO (He found 4 coppas this week. Plus, he is a cool dude)
1.) zoyboy (He found 5 coppas this week. We, as a group, are the best in PA)
2.) Captn_SE (He is heading to Iowa for wilver, baby)
3.) {Sentinel} (He has been my bud the entire time. Also, he finds great relics)
4.) Evolution (This dude just kicks a$$! Keep up the good work, bud)
5.) teverly (He questioned the KCS rankings)
5.) Buckleboy (Helped KirkPA expose a dude. Also, he adds life to the forum)
6.) Kellycochick (She is hot)
7.) kevo (His aspiration is to become a GREAT nurse, like KirkPA. He is #7 because his state has great soil conditions )
8.) River Rat (She found her 1st wilver)
9.) Dimeman (The dude hates my avatar changes and considers me a disgrace to the hobby ) LMFAO
10.) laralucine (A datectin' babe who swings a Minelab)
11.) Wingman T (He finds more but-tins than Zesty Jim ;) )
12.) Montana Jim (The dude is zesty and cute )
13.) Mona Lisa (I think she likes to flirt with me on the "Comedy Central" board. Mona, I am not single! ;) )
14.) Danimal (Hunts mainly in DC-phase, but at times, he will switch to AC, if he hears a "null" in the threshold)
15.) Jack(IN) (Like KirkPA, he speaks the truth)
16.) fishboymike (He called KirkPA a "flexy boy")
17.) jeff of pa (A good moderator...he is a pro at censoring ---> KirkPA )
18.) TJ Kid (He sounds lethal)
19.) Frodov (He deserves to be 19 because he likes to hint about his sex life)
20.) Zoso71 (Hunts with the Berg gang)
21.) Don in SJ (KirkPA likes this dude's style...hunts for oooold coppas)
22.) j.d. in missouri (He is baaaaack)
23.) Ole Grubstake (Back to gold grubbin')
24.) halfdime (Finds Walking half dollas as frequently as some dudes find Memorials)
25.) wilverfreak (A cool dude who finds great coins in hunted-out sites)

Honorable Mention: Crusader, DFX-Gregg, geckokid, Ridley, Natman, Nana40, Leon

Attention: the rankings will change weekly depending on how well the detecting dudes and dudettes play in week 10. So, buckle up your metal detecting helmets, turn your threshold up loud, and try to catch KirkPA scampering into the endzone.

 

It's from a head injury...........it's gotta be caused by a head injury....

It's from a head injury...........it's gotta be caused by a head injury....

No, I use a metal detecting helmet.

It's from a head injury...........it's gotta be caused by a head injury....

No, I use a metal detecting helmet.

 Well, try using something else besides peanut butter for your cup? 

Oh geez...I missed the list again this year

Did ya hear about my two horseshoes?

I'd of thought the list would include gypsyheart...or maybe she'd be considered more of a treasure hunter than a metal detectorist?

Where's Cappy? Why didn't he make the list? Dude this BCS crap is annoying!

a metal detecting helmet? --- how many times I gotta tell ya a foil "beanie" is not a metal detecting helmet---

So, how are these rankings calculated?  I'm sure it's quite an algorithm!  ;)  

Glad I at least made the top 25. 

Badger - You gotta find something else besides iron to make the cut!   Get out of the lumberjack camp and into the city.

Bob

So, how are these rankings calculated?  I'm sure it's quite an algorithm!  ;)  

Glad I at least made the top 25. 

Badger - You gotta find something else besides iron to make the cut!   Get out of the lumberjack camp and into the city.

Bob

It is darned difficult to calculate. It involves a lot of math stuff and crunching numbers. Only KirkPA has the skills to do it.

Badger, you haven't posted in awhile, so I can't consider you yet. You may make the top 25 one of these weeks.

Sniff, sniff, sob, sob. Darn I missed it again this week. Oh, that's right, I have to go out and find something! Da

Desertfox

come on! it isn't fair, i can't find nothing in this soil....clad goes down almost 6 inches in some places! but i have a trick up my sleeve and i may be hitting some pay dirt today

HH
-GC

In all Fairness Kirk TIN PAN should have had a honorable mention. Who else can kiss a toad and have it turn into a 98 oz gold nugget?
Grubby

LMAO! He will be considered for week 4.

Do old marbles count? 
-MM-

Hey Kirk

    I found 4 coppers yesterday....Oh, I guess Lincoln's don't count.....LOL!!!

                                        DANGLANGLEY

In all Fairness Kirk TIN PAN should have had a honorable mention. Who else can kiss a toad and have it turn into a 98 oz gold nugget?
Grubby

LMAO! He will be considered for week 4.

Sorry don,t play BINGO or eat cream-puffs or like soft pillows much.

                                 t.p

Guess I gotta get my datectin' helmet back out in order to make the Kirkstah's list!

Three coppa's and an XF 2 center this year and I can't crack the top 25.  This is tough lol.     Well,   Michigan and Notre Dame aren't ranked anymore either.  I guess I gotta keep trying.  You're definately one funny dude Kirk!   I tihnk Jeffro was right.  this BCS stuff is bogus.  Where do they post the AP poll around here? LMAO!!

I like Kirkster's List.   

What I dont understand is all this flexing and bragging when your arms are not all that. Keep lifting weights and maybe someday.

I like Kirkster's List.   

What I dont understand is all this flexing and bragging when your arms are not all that. Keep lifting weights and maybe someday.

Now, let me see yours.

woo-hoo !!! i'm somebody !!! 
at least in kirks mind.....

I bet that pic will go over very well in the 'gentlemens circuit' on the IRC.

so what kind of roids you using?

I bet that pic will go over very well in the 'gentlemens circuit' on the IRC.

so what kind of roids you using?

All natural...I raise my right hand and look you in the face, "All Natural!" Hard work, pal!

Oh please don't hit me with your +5 holy sword!!!   

Let me guess, you got that way from taking all those bags of trash you dug up on the beach back to the garbage dumpsters eh?

Don't worry though, as you grow older all that muscle will turn to flab and you'll have wobble arms as you walk.  The gut, well, think of it as an extra support shelf for your goodies bag you will tie around it as you walk down the beach.  Bending over might be fun though, but remember, just because you might somehow figure out a way to fit into spandex, doesn't make it right to wear it 

Aaron

I like Kirkster's List.   

What I dont understand is all this flexing and bragging when your arms are not all that. Keep lifting weights and maybe someday.

[Now, let me see yours.

I generally dont look at guys. Whatever turns you on, I guess.

Look Kirk. its cool. I dont really care. Keeping yourself healthy is important. If you cant be healthy at your age something is wrong. I dont see you becoming a Arnold Schwartznegger type but, like I said, whatever turns you on, its cool. Im not interested in looking at you or exchanging pictures with you. No hard feelings, I hope

Look Kirk. its cool. I dont really care. Keeping yourself healthy is important. If you cant be healthy at your age something is wrong. I dont see you becoming a Arnold Schwartznegger type but, like I said, whatever turns you on, its cool. Im not interested in looking at you or exchanging pictures with you. No hard feelings, I hope

Amen.

Look Kirk. its cool. I dont really care. Keeping yourself healthy is important. If you cant be healthy at your age something is wrong. I dont see you becoming a Arnold Schwartznegger type but, like I said, whatever turns you on, its cool. Im not interested in looking at you or exchanging pictures with you. No hard feelings, I hope

Amen.

this just cracks me up.i could almost role around on the floor laughing.way to go kirk.

Apparently I'm Michigan this year, haha. Generally a contender, but not this year, haha. At least I'm not detecting at a Notre Dame level this year!

How 'bout them Ducks, eh?  ;) ;)

Apparently I'm Michigan this year, haha. Generally a contender, but not this year, haha. At least I'm not detecting at a Notre Dame level this year!

Keep fighting, Big B. You will be considered if you keep hauling those wilver rings. Notre Dame sucks! lol

How 'bout them Ducks, eh?  ;) ;)

I used to be a Notre Dame fan, but have switched to Captn_SE. I think he could beat ND with his skills.

How 'bout them Ducks, eh?  ;) ;)

I used to be a Notre Dame fan, but have switched to Captn_SE. I think he could beat ND with his skills.

Who would win in a fight, Captn_SE or Mike Ditka? *Said in a "da bears" style voice*

Apparently I'm Michigan this year, haha. Generally a contender, but not this year, haha. At least I'm not detecting at a Notre Dame level this year!

Keep fighting, Big B. You will be considered if you keep hauling those wilver rings. Notre Dame sucks! lol

I got a couple injuns, but no wilver at a park this week. Need to pull some barbers or seated out of there to crack the list of those receiving votes, haha.

How 'bout them Ducks, eh?  ;) ;)

I used to be a Notre Dame fan, but have switched to Captn_SE. I think he could beat ND with his skills.

ahhh ya... $800 in clad quarters this season from the Captn in between digging all those shiney silvers. Sorry ND fans, Captn _SE 80 ND 0

 
BDoo

How 'bout them Ducks, eh?  ;) ;)

I used to be a Notre Dame fan, but have switched to Captn_SE. I think he could beat ND with his skills.

ahhh ya... $800 in clad quarters this season from the Captn in between digging all those shiney silvers. Sorry ND fans, Captn _SE 80 ND 0

 
BDoo

Yeah, Notre Dame has had better years in the past.....BDoo 81 ND 0

HH,
CAPTN

Hey, I made it! Woo!!! It's just 'cause I know the CAPTN...

I kinda like this forum... I didn't know there were so many in between the top one and down here in Comedy Central. Gonna be tough to stay caught up...

What?  I do not get an honorable mention here?  I found more iron this weekend in a single swing than the whole forum did all together, LOL!  Where's your priorities dude?  HH, Mike

Sorry Kirk dude but you laid it out there on a platter for us! 

Sorry Kirk dude but you laid it out there on a platter for us! 

I don't want to see anything of his 'laid out on a platter' haha

I'm sorry too, but you did ask for it, Kirk. I was easy on you originally because I thought you were 15. Now I realize you are a full grown man and you should be able to take it like a man.  I'm not sure if you are acting or for real though. I keep shaking my head in shock.

I'm sorry too, but you did ask for it, Kirk. I was easy on you originally because I thought you were 15. Now I realize you are a full grown man and you should be able to take it like a man.  I'm not sure if you are acting or for real though. I keep shaking my head in shock.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/3vfIwFVAEh0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/3vfIwFVAEh0</a>

Bigboycypresshunter, this one is for you.

diggum from what the ladies have said, it'd be more like a tea saucer than a platter   

Oh and kirk, whats with that latest link you just put up, are you trying to say you love him now?  When folks mention swingin both ways, they are talking about their coils there bub.

Aaron

You dudes crack me up.

This IS comedy central.

This IS comedy central.

Yup. Take care, bud.

Wow Kirk ! Thanks for the ranking bud so #17 isn't to bad I guess I'll have to work harder to make the top 10 . Kudos to the Captn and Staydetuned ! Kirk your hilarious .....

Thank goodness I made the list, albeit #25.  I was sweating bullets that I wouldn't make it.  LOL
---Mel

borninok

Thank goodness I made the list, albeit #25.  I was sweating bullets that I wouldn't make it.  LOL
---Mel

borninok

You deserve it, dude.

16  ?  Who'd have ever thought I'd make the list. Guess crawling around in a crawl space helps? 

16  ?  Who'd have ever thought I'd make the list. Guess crawling around in a crawl space helps? 

You deserve it, ma'am.

Kirk here is your latest avatar request. HH,
                                                           Donny

lmao !! you took second....... without even turning on your tector !!
 
your a shoe in if you turn it on with good batteries in it.....

Hey what happened to my name  is it my looks? I can change my looks if that will help..... 

God bless
Peter

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So when do you do week 5?  huh?  huh?   Do I get on that list?  Or do I have to go out and get 2 gold coins in the same month to qualify?   haha   

[2]

So when do you do week 5?  huh?  huh?   Do I get on that list?  Or do I have to go out and get 2 gold coins in the same month to qualify?   haha   

Check it!

Paco made the list twice.  Get out there and do some datectin', Kirk! 

Cheers,

Buckleboy

Paco made the list twice.  Get out there and do some datectin', Kirk! 

Cheers,

Buckleboy

He was that good this week.

Kirk.  I just wanted to let you know that I just did a double fist pump after I saw the new rankings.       Thanks for the respect.  I greatly appreciate it.  I really like this post.  Now i just hope I can get some more good finds and keep my ranking. 

[does]

ah, now you got the new rankings out.   Why does Captn SE out-rank me?  huh?  HUH?   I've hunted with him before at Golden Gate Park San Francisco, and I'm CERTAIN the guy is secretly planting stuff, pretending to dig them, etc...   He even does a pretty convincing job of acting surprised, etc...        Besides, even when he does find silver coins, mine are prettier than his!    

Here is you new "super" avatar kirk.
                                                Donny

[does]

ah, now you got the new rankings out.   Why does Captn SE out-rank me?  huh?  HUH?   I've hunted with him before at Golden Gate Park San Francisco, and I'm CERTAIN the guy is secretly planting stuff, pretending to dig them, etc...   He even does a pretty convincing job of acting surprised, etc...        Besides, even when he does find silver coins, mine are prettier than his!    

Maybe my good buddy, Dan, could teach you a few things about turf detecting.

Kirk. . . GREAT NEWS!!

The Philadelphia Mint in just issued a new commemorative. . .

Kirk. . . GREAT NEWS!!

The Philadelphia Mint in just issued a new commemorative. . .

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LMFAO! That is hilarious!

"Attention: the rankings will change weekly depending on how well the detecting dudes and dudettes play in week 6"

Just tryin to keep the post up to date. 


So we all get a silver round from the KirkPA mint for making the top 25?  Sweet.


Regards,

Buckleboy

You better believe it, Bucklebuddy.

Hi Kirk  a white handbag will go will with new your outfit.

                         tinpan PS I can drink way more beer than you.

                           

Hi Kirk  a white handbag will go will with new your outfit.

                         tinpan PS I can drink way more beer than you.

                           

Tinpan, you kiss that toad yet? Grubby and I are still waiting. ;)

Man I am crushed.  I didn't make the top 25?  That hurts Kirk that really hurts!

Watch out cause I am now going to go out and find something to make me worthy!

Ok kirk against my better judgement I am giving you your latest avatar request
Hope it is what you wanted.... where do you come up with these ideas???

HH,
     Donny

Dudes, since college football is here and all of this b.s. of top 25 rankings is about, I decided to come up with my top 25 on Tnet at week 5.

KirkPA's top 25:
1.) BassFish
2.) Tom_in_CA
3.) Ole Grubstate
4.) PACO
5.) Don in SJ
6.) Buckleboy
7.) Kindafoundabuckle
8.) Evolution
9.) Manganos
10.) {Sentinel}
11.) Txkickergirl
12.) PACO
13.) Green1
14.) KirkPA
15.) Tinpan (he kissed that toad and turned it into a nugget)
16.) Nana40
17.) Ridley
18.) zoyboy
19.) watercolor
20.) Crusader (2,000 year advantage, so it ain't fair)
21.) rodgerdodger
22.) Nate in Ohio
23.) Mirage
24.) Zoso
25.) Danimal

Honorable Mention: COUNTRY GIRL, Jill in Ohio, Ant, cryptodave, Nick Pappareggio, borninok, Ratman

Attention: the rankings will change weekly depending on how well the detecting dudes and dudettes play in week 6. So, buckle up your metal detecting helmets, turn your threshold up loud, and try to catch KirkPA scampering into the endzone.

 

Cool, and I don't really detect, more of a diver. Thanks Man!!

You know Kirk, I can sympathize with you on some levels.  I do have to take issue with one thing though.  Crusader found a GOLD COIN and ended up #20 on your poll.  True, he has older sites than those of us in the states can dream of--BUT it ain't like shootin fish in a barrel there either.   His gold coin post--unlike some of the gold coin posts on here--cannot be doubted with regards to authenticity.  And I quite frankly think that putting him at #20 is a pile of shyt.  So it really says that no matter what he finds he will never do better than 20th on your list.  I'm still in a good mood towards you Kirk, but this is a serious blemish.

Regards,

Buckleboy

Thats the KCS for ya (Kirk Championship Series)

lol bb !!! i'll sell you my spot for 48 corroded zinkers.....

It ain't a KirkPA poll, if it ain't controversial.

It ain't a KirkPA poll, if it ain't controversial.

True buddy.  Those certainly are RANKings.

It ain't a KirkPA poll, if it ain't controversial.

True buddy.  Those certainly are RANKings.

In-dub-it-ably, Buck!

You know Kirk, I can sympathize with you on some levels.  I do have to take issue with one thing though.  Crusader found a GOLD COIN and ended up #20 on your poll.  True, he has older sites than those of us in the states can dream of--BUT it ain't like shootin fish in a barrel there either.   His gold coin post--unlike some of the gold coin posts on here--cannot be doubted with regards to authenticity.  And I quite frankly think that putting him at #20 is a pile of shyt.  So it really says that no matter what he finds he will never do better than 20th on your list.  I'm still in a good mood towards you Kirk, but this is a serious blemish.

Regards,

Buckleboy

I agree with BB.
No disrespect to anyone else, but Crusader is by far one of the best TN members out there.
His (and his Dad's) finds are simply unbeatable.
He belongs in the top 5 easily every week with his posts.
-MM-

OK NOW THE REAL QUESTION!?!?!?  Why didn't CRYPTODAVE not make the list?!?!?!   He is the biggest BS'er of us all!

LOL.  Still waiting on the pics, bro. 

Kirk, what the hell is that,  you have a villiage people fetish or something?   I always wondered about you but after seeing that avatar, ..it's time to go on a 24 hour butt patrol when you are around 

Aaron

Kirk, what the hell is that,  you have a villiage people fetish or something?   I always wondered about you but after seeing that avatar, ..it's time to go on a 24 hour butt patrol when you are around 

Aaron

 

Seriously that is hilarious......  

Kirk, what the hell is that,  you have a villiage people fetish or something?   I always wondered about you but after seeing that avatar, ..it's time to go on a 24 hour butt patrol when you are around 

Aaron

;)'ing at you, sexy boy!

LMFAO!

Your latest avatar request. It was difficult trying to get the chin hair to show up but I think it will git er done!
HH
    Donny

[opera]

dude you went to the friggin opera? !........she owes you bigtime!

Your latest avatar request. It was difficult trying to get the chin hair to show up but I think it will git er done!
HH
    Donny

Kirk, what the hell is that,  you have a villiage people fetish or something?   I always wondered about you but after seeing that avatar, ..it's time to go on a 24 hour butt patrol when you are around 

Aaron

Anyone seen the movie Deliverence??? That avatar pic looks kinda like one of the guys in the movie...the one that talks to Ned Beatty ..................

[opera]

dude you went to the friggin opera? !........she owes you bigtime!

I went to support my babe of a girlfriend.

Kirk

If you start the top 25 worst detectorist on the forum would I make it?   

Guys has no one been reading Crackbadgers posts? He has been finding some awsum Gold rings almost ever night. HIGH carat 18- 24 -14,almost all with large diamonds. He claims to have found 95 gold rings so far this year. I think you should rethink your list.    Mike.

Guys has no one been reading Crackbadgers posts? He has been finding some awsum Gold rings almost ever night. HIGH carat 18- 24 -14,almost all with large diamonds. He claims to have found 95 gold rings so far this year. I think you should rethink your list.    Mike.

Claims is the correct word!   Now seriously not to get myself in trouble, I know someone had accused him of making his stuff up, just watch his video on U-Tube.  I have been watching and secretly planning to mug him when I can find out where he lives.

So many people that I just don't think a top 25 list is enough!

you sure do got a purty mouth.

As requested your 80's mullet avatar.
HH,
    Donny

hahaha it looks like joe dirt!!

Week 6 and i didn,t make the list. glad to be off 

                     tinpan

rats,, i got the flu.....otherwise... I could have been a contender..

Week 6 and i didn,t make the list. glad to be off 

                     tinpan

If you would just kiss that toad, you would be back in my top 25.

I feel like Steve Martin in the movie The Jerk when the phonebooks came out, "I am somebody!"

Any problems? If so, consult KCS ranking guide.

Any problems? If so, consult KCS ranking guide.

Chill dude, there's no problems. Just the opposite, I'm excited.

Kirk your Datective Datectorist avatar request is finished
HH,
     Donny

Dudes, tune-in at the end of this week for an update!