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Dumb Dwarf Joke

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Posted Oct 19, 2009, 01:49:32 pm

HOW THE FIGHT STARTED I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?" And that's when the fight started.

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Reply To This Topic #1 Posted Oct 19, 2009, 04:12:41 pm

 laughing9 lol

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Reply To This Topic #2 Posted Oct 20, 2009, 09:50:58 am

 laughing9 Who's on first?

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Reply To This Topic #3 Posted Oct 20, 2009, 05:03:34 pm

That is a good one. That brings a funny scene to mind.  LOL

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Reply To This Topic #4 Posted Oct 22, 2009, 07:46:00 am

A little funny Grin

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Reply To This Topic #5 Posted Nov 07, 2009, 02:51:28 pm

And then Stefan told the dwarf he had better stand up like a man when he spoke to him. Then Stefans next response was "Oops, sorry you are standing".

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Reply To This Topic #6 Posted Nov 07, 2009, 04:19:11 pm

 Grin

The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance.  I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance
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Reply To This Topic #7 Posted Dec 08, 2009, 07:23:47 pm

Did you 'Toss em' ? It's a sport you know!  laughing7
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