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Posted Oct 27, 2009, 01:55:43 pm |
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Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
It couldn't live with the name "aaaoouuueuuueaaoaa" any longer.
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Reply To This Topic #1 Posted Nov 06, 2009, 10:51:25 pm |
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Why were Helen Keller's socks yellow?
Because her dog was blind too.
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Reply To This Topic #2 Posted Nov 07, 2009, 12:05:36 pm |
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Reply To This Topic #3 Posted Nov 07, 2009, 02:18:11 pm |
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How do you suprise Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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Reply To This Topic #4 Posted Nov 07, 2009, 02:33:35 pm |
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I'll respond to this post later..... I just got my braille copy of Playboy, need to clear off 3.5' of bookshelf.
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Reply To This Topic #5 Posted Nov 07, 2009, 04:26:39 pm |
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Watch out for the staple  |
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Reply To This Topic #6 Posted Nov 07, 2009, 06:38:15 pm |
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Are those staples?!?!?!  |
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Reply To This Topic #7 Posted Nov 07, 2009, 08:00:54 pm |
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How did Helen Keller burn off her right ear?
She answered the iron.
How did she burn off her left ear?
They called back.
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Reply To This Topic #8 Posted Nov 07, 2009, 08:03:38 pm |
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What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
She screamed her hands off.
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Reply To This Topic #9 Posted Nov 08, 2009, 01:11:34 pm |
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Heard about the Helen Keller doll...wind it up and watch it walk into a wall  |
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Reply To This Topic #10 Posted Jan 19, 2010, 11:05:35 am |
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Why were her kids blind also? ... She feed them with a fork Cachefinder- |
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Reply To This Topic #11 Posted Jan 19, 2010, 11:37:27 am |
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got a good belly laugh outta that one!!
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Reply To This Topic #12 Posted Jan 19, 2010, 11:43:07 am |
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how was helen heller punished when she was bad ? -- she was made to read the "waffle" iron while hot.
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Reply To This Topic #13 Posted Jan 19, 2010, 02:40:43 pm |
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Helen Keller went skydiving.
How could she tell she was about to hit the ground?
The leash went slack.
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Reply To This Topic #14 Posted Jan 19, 2010, 03:05:53 pm |
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One day Helen Keller went into a Department Store and began swing her dog around by his leash...
A clerk asked her what she was doing...and she replied that she was just looking around.
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