I have a very important question

What happens when none of your bees wax?

DANGLANGLEY

 

Is a dry cow a milk dud?

If I painted stripes on a donkey, would he be a zebra, or would I be a jackass?

If I painted stripes on a donkey, would he be a zebra, or would I be a jackass?

Depends if he is a she

Coat your bees with Shinola if you can tell the difference between Shinola and...., well you know.

Paint your zebra solid gray and you both will be a jackass.

Apologize to your bull for being called a cow.  You know you can't milk a cow dude.  Learn how to spell dude.

Milkin Lessen 101

Its a Dud...not a Dude...a female can be a Dud but cannot be a Dude...its a plumbing thing...

a Dude has a single thingy and a Dud was four thingies...

and if you squeeze the rear left-side thingy really fast (on a 4-banger) you'll get whipped cream...

and the one on the right-rear is chocolate and the others are whities...

if your'n getting whitie on the left rear, flip the dud over...always gotta figure out if you are milking on the drivers or passengers side...

and if your'n squeezin a single thingy really fast...you'd better stop and run like hell...cuz when that Dude stops rollin his eyes, you got a big problem...

                                

Oh, here's the dude

Kinda wonder if Milk Dudes are life male Hershey bars...