School Notes

These are real notes written from parents in a Mississippi
School District. (spellings have been left intact.)

>>>My son is under a doctor's care and should not take
P. E. today. please execute him.

>>>Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and
I had her shot.

>>>Dear School, please ekscuse john from being absent on
jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

>>>Please excuse Roland from P. E. for a few days. Yesterday
he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

>>>John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out
of his face.

>>>Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

>>>Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

>>>I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping
because I don't know what size she wear.

>>>Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We
forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we
found it monday, we thought it was Sunday.

>>>Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever,
sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was
also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade
fever and ached all over. I wasn't feeling the best either,
sore throat and fever. There must be something going around,
her father even got hot last night,