The T-Net women will get a kick out of this one.

 He said to me...............

    He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
    I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

    He said to me . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

    I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart

    He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
    I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

     
    He said to me. .... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    I said to him .. . They don't have time

     
    He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.

    He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
    I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

    He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
    I said. . . A widow.

    He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?

    I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

     

     

     
 

Hmmmm.. I tell my wife that women naturally have small feet, so they can stand closer to the sink!

I was going to say something and forgot that Cristina was standing behind me....ouch