At the store

I dont know if its a southern thing but when you go to the store, Most clerks say "you have a good one" when you leave.

 Today a praticularly attractive one told me that.  I told her  "thanks, your is very nice also"
       I bet she never says it agien with out laughing. If she says it at all.

Did the clerks say "y'all have a good one" when you left with your new Play Boy magazine?

"you have a good one" as in "Have a good day", evening,... etc etc...

  some times they just say "have a goodun"

     If I can't find a good one, how about a bad one for an hour or so. 

For the people that automatically say "How Are You" my usual answer is:
"My wife says I'm better than nothing, and that's all I can hope for"

I dont know if its a southern thing but when you go to the store, Most clerks say "you have a good one" when you leave.

 Today a praticularly attractive one told me that.  I told her  "thanks, your is very nice also"
       I bet she never says it agien with out laughing. If she says it at all.

Duh...

Punch line finally sunk in...great return line

For the people that automatically say "How Are You" my usual answer is:
"My wife says I'm better than nothing, and that's all I can hope for"

I once has a very attractive woman come up to me and say " How are you? "  Told her I was terrific and asked her if she was interested. Needless to say she walked away and  never spoke to me again.... guess she was not interested.... darn.... ( true story)

Ray S ECenFL

I dont know if its a southern thing but when you go to the store, Most clerks say "you have a good one" when you leave.

 Today a praticularly attractive one told me that.  I told her  "thanks, your is very nice also"
       I bet she never says it agien with out laughing. If she says it at all.