Arrr Matey! ;-) Park ye britches, Fill yer mug with ale
and listen to me story of great woe
I set sale at dawn in search of bounty to justify me purchase of this here electric treasure magnet! I give me map the once over and chose an Island not far from port in case me lunch, I mean grub runs out. After I dropped anchor, I pulled me Capt midnight spotter ring out and surveyed my surroundings. There were huts all around but not an scalywag in site. I turned on me unit and started filling me bags with all sorts of plunder. Shredded Ale containers were plentiful, but me greed for the shiny stuff was too strong
With Sky's turning gray, I knew thered be plank walking to do if me ship was late to port. I turned to leave and that's when I saw them. They were coming at me like a band of crocodiles
There was no way they were going to get me loot, so like any good pirate, I ran like a lad with a bad case of the squirts. I started tossing zincolns overboard left and right , but to no avail! nothing would stop this pack of sugar hungry savages. Then, with the ship in site, me one good eye descended into darkness. When I woke up , they were gone
me head was swirling and my treasure pouch looked like a box of Capt Crunch with the prize at the bottom
Still, even with me plunder scattered about, not a thing was missing
not even me cap pistol. Just when I thought I escaped Davey Jones locker itself, It hit me
They weren't just ordinary scalawags. They took the one treasure I wasn't ready to part with. The entire 1 lbs bag of peanut M&M's hanging from me belt loop
With me gear stored and my nostrils to the wind, I set sail for lunch, I mean home. Thanks for reading
Paul
