Miscommunication

A garbage collector is driving down the street in Melbourne, Australia emptying wheelie bins into his compactor. He goes to one house, but there isn't a bin to empty. He goes to the front door and knocks. A Japanese man comes to the door. "Harro!" he says.

"Gidday mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.

"I bin on toiret!" explains the man, slightly embarrassed.

Realizing the man didn't understand, the collector asks, "No! No, Mate! Where's your dust bin?"

"I dust bin to toiret, I toll you!" the man answers, perplexed.

"Listen," says the collector, " You're misunderstanding me. Where's your wheelie bin?"

"OK, OK." says the man with a sheepish grin. He then whispers in the collector's ear: "I wheelie bin having sex wirra wife's sista!"