Hot Air

Hot Air
As a lobbyist in Washington, DC, I'd just finished up a
meeting with a Congressman when I stopped to use the
restroom.
After washing my hands, I stepped over to the hand dryer and
noticed that someone had taped a note to the machine.
The note said, "Push button for message from Congress."

 

I liked the one on the Condom machine that said :
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber!"

it still tastes like sheet

it still tastes like sheet

Depends on where it was used last 

that's just nasty  LOL