Shallow, deep thoughts

Here are some good thoughts that we all have probably had but didn't verbalize them:

*        Nothing ticks you off more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

*        I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

*        There is a great need for sarcasm font.

*        I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

*        I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

*        I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

*        How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

*        I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

*        Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

*        Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

*        I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

*        Bad decisions make good stories

*        You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

*        Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

*        There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

*        I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my thirty page insurance policy that I swear I did not make any changes to. .

*        I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.But look like you just crawled out from underneath a rock and you will see everyone.........

*        Why is a school zone 15 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

*        Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

*        I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

*        Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

*        I wonder if cops ever get ticked off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

*        I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

TEXAN;

That one deserves triple points.

1.  Because it's really good.
2.  Because it actually relates to current situations.
3.  Because I've never seen it before.

 

Yes.
Very well done!