In Louisiana, we're known for a few great things - teenage pregnancy rates, underage drinking, eating animals that shouldn't be eaten, stupid cajun music that makes no sense, and AWESOME CASINOS IN THE MIDDLE OF SWAMPS.
Well, since I turned 21, I've visited the casino quite frequently. Since I'm cheap as all hell, I usually go with friends to get the free drinks. Since I've been sitting on a 5-gallon bucket of junk money (the banks watch for me now), I've begun going to the casino to cash in my change, usually once every 3/4 days.
It started off great - turned in around $280 in change. The second time was around $215ish. The THIRD time was a bit different.
I walk up to the counter, and after seeing the change she asks for my player's card - I hand it over as usual. She scans it through one computer - no go. She goes to the computer on her left - no go. She goes to the manager's computer, and that's where it goes downhill. The super hot blonde manager begins shaking her head, and they both walk up to me. Conversation goes like this.....
- Sir, we can't cash your change in....
- Why not?
- Because we can tell that you are just using us to cash in your change......
- Not at all, I go and play for a while after cashing in.
- Sir, it shows that you have played $41.15 since having the card (Aug 09), and you've cashed in over $500 in change.
- So, what does this mean??
- Unless you actually plan on playing, we're going to have to ask you to leave.
- Thanks anyways, but I've got to pay bills.
As I turn around, I see two security guards standing about 15' back against some slot machines, and they give me a funny look. As I begin walking towards the door, I can see that they are following me. Thankfully they stopped at the elevators, because I would have hated running from them with 40lbs of change in hand

So, lesson learned - DON'T go to the casino with massive amounts of change anymore

DAVE