Pirate Joke

A Pirate and a seaman meet at a bar and their talk turns to adventure on the sea.  The Pirate has a patch, a pegleg and a hook.

The Seaman asks the Pirate...."So how did you lose your leg?"
The Pirate replies.  "AARRRGH, we got into a starm (storm) at sea...I got washed overboard and as my men were pulling me out a shark bit me leg off!!"
"Awww too bad" said the Seaman, looking at his hook.  "So how did you lose your hand?"
"AAAARGH" replied the pirate.  "We captured an enemy ship at sea and during the battle a sailor cut me hand off with his cutlass"
"Ouch". Said the Seaman, noticing his eyepatch. "So how did you lose your eye?"  He asked.
"AAAARGH...I lost me eye from a seagull dropping" replied the Pirate.
"You lost your eye from a seagull dropping???"  Asked the Seaman in wonderment.
"AYE," said the Pirate...."It was the first day with me hook!!!!!!!!!"

  like a good newfie friend of mine would say
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